More tranny stories later!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
