I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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