oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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