i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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