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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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