Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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