There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i love accidental penises.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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