I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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