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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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