I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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