We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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