I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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