Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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