"it" just moved
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We are two peas in an std pod
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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