Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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