all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
