they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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