I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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