So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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