Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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