i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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