Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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