I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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