I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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