my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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