her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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