she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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