Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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