Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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