I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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