I hope mine doesn't look like that
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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