Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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