I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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