I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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