nut hugger
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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