i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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