Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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