He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Someone signed my nipple.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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