Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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