I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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