Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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