i barfeds in our rink
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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