Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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