so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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