Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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