I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
