I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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