This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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