Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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