yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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