So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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