I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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