still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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