we're blogging at a bar
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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