She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Your cock deserves a montage
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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