Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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