Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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