gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
that is very illegal...i love you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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