he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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