I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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