I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
