Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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