Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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