He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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